Heres a selection of pictures of me take will take you through my life, an all in all better quality of living that you have all been sadly denied.

me-present day

me-mid-success

One of the most fan-bobby-tastic pictures I'm sure any of you fans have ever seen! It was a good wedding even though Mrs Davro didnt think so

Me at Golf Day 2000 with Steve. Fore!

I wish he'd stop that

We found him in a cave in an awful state, hed been wearing the same pants for 3 years and still can't prononce 'philosophical'

One of my many TV appearances. I really 'ripped the piss' out of Rainbow!

I was so great. Those were the days.

Me, 6months old.

My 1984 Millenium Transit...Its fucking brilliant!

Jimmy Carter, is not mine alright?...Just leave it, he's not mine

Fucking sucsess due! That's me in the middle. God I am beautiful!

Me doing what I do best......pointing my finger.

I have just dug this classic up from the archives. Yeah it was filed under Sexy Beasts.

Just thinking of the days. Thoses sacred days thoses endless days before I wreaked it all for Rainbow

A rare snap of me dressed up as none other than Dusty Springfield!

Old Grandpa Davro. He died in two world wars for us you know!

WOW! A massive me looking at my god damn sexiest!

Me sitting at a table evidently.

This is so hi-tech the mind boggles. Now and again my radiant face pops up.

Me with whathisname, oh yeah Dad.

A limited edition, never before seen, not available in shops, 'gee mom can i have one too', signed photo of me.

A little treat for my fans, A MANS COCK!

Come on Iran! I'll Take ya!

Me on the radio, I asked that girl for her number. She just laughed...bitch

I just gave them a check for 3 grand....what was I thinking??...Who were they??

I got sooo much money for this. Me Shane and Gaz got soo munted afterwards

He said he wouldn't ask about the horses! I had to ditch interview in favour of the exit.

Myself and Gazza 'wankered'